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a&o might have been on to something

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html

Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim

It was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.

The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building.

According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

Miami police were on the scene, which was just south of The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard. The naked man who was killed lay face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage. Police have requested The Herald’s video surveillance tapes.

The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries, according to police. Their identities were not released.

The incident, which came as crowds descended upon South Beach for the annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival, snarled traffic on the causeway for several hours.

In a text message, Javier Ortiz, spokesman for Miami police’s Fraternal Order of Police, said the officer who fired the fatal shots was “a hero.”

“Based on the information provided, our Miami police officer is a hero and saved a life,’’ he said.

Sergeant Altarr Williams, supervisor of Miami police’s Homicide Unit, said a man doesn’t have to be armed to be dangerous.

“There are other ways to injure people,’’ Williams said. “Some people know martial arts, others are very strong and can kill you with their hands.’’

Investigators believe the victim may have been homeless and laying down when the crazed man pounced.

Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.

Miami Herald writers Alexandra Leon and Curtis Morgan contributed to this report.
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Re: dude eats someones face and his excuse was that he was too high
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2012, 11:15:36 AM »

"Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off."

okay. so i've smoked crack a few times and that was more than enough to get a pretty well rounded view of how fucking devastating the drug is to the mind, body and soul of anyone unfortunate enough to allow that demonic vapor into their lungs.. however, i can assure you i have never seen someone so deranged they get a ravenous, almost gluttonously hedonistic flesh consuming lust and run around eating fucking faces. cocaine kills your appetite man! everyone knows that shit!.. i think we're either dealing with zombies or humanoids. 

i've also heard human flesh is the most vile tasting meat. the only animals in the animal kingdom that will actually eat the flesh and not just kill the human and take a few bites and sample different organs, the only ones that will truly dine and eat it all to the bone are the commodo dragon and polar bear.. that's a fact!
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Re: dude eats someones face and his excuse was that he was too high
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2012, 11:32:15 AM »

Actually I've heard the most likely thing was "bath salts" which has a much more dissociative/rage reaction.
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Re: dude eats someones face and his excuse was that he was too high
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2012, 11:35:58 AM »

yeah, someone actually mentioned the bath salt thing to me. i thought that was a separate incident but i guess i'm wrong. it's kinda alarming when i really think of it that i really wasn't too perturbed by the possibility of it being separate incidents which would mean that face eating is on the rise. anyway, bath salts make a little more sense. i never tried it but i've heard it was close to ketamine, which is close to pcp in that dissociative sense which makes sense because that's why you see a bunch of naked guys running around doing stupid fucking shit on cops. they're generally dusted. granted, they normally aren't flesh eating but maybe you don't get to see that and would have to buy cops on dvd to get the super unrated face eating minority dude whos dusted and mentally ill and exploited for your entertainment
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Re: dude eats someones face and his excuse was that he was too high
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2012, 12:39:51 PM »

I don't know this isn't that crazy
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Re: dude eats someones face and his excuse was that he was too high
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2012, 05:10:46 PM »

the most annoying this about this is that people keep referring to him as a zombie. the whole zombie thing was already getting like out of control stupid but this is just a whole new low.
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Re: dude eats someones face and his excuse was that he was too high
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2012, 06:45:41 PM »

The zombie jesus on easter thing annoyed me. Everyone thought they were the cleverest motherfucker in the world for saying something regarding that on facebook this easter
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Re: dude eats someones face and his excuse was that he was too high
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2012, 07:02:14 PM »

I think her point was that some poor innocent man lost upwards of 80% of his face, but LOL zombies amirite.
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Re: dude eats someones face and his excuse was that he was too high
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2012, 08:48:40 PM »

Afroman - Because I Got High
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Re: dude eats someones face and his excuse was that he was too high
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2012, 11:20:02 PM »

I don't know this isn't that crazy
I think her point was that some poor innocent man lost upwards of 80% of his face, but LOL zombies amirite.

That man wasn't a Zombie. He's dead now, shot to dead by a police officer because he was eating a man's face. That is crazy.

I'm not defending or aggressing (is that a word?) against anyone's point, but I have one question. Why, if the "zombie" was unarmed, could he not have been pushed off or beaten off the other guy, without shooting him multiple times? He took multiple bullets, so I understand he was feeling indestructible, but that part seems crazy to me. He would have come down. After all, he really wasn't a zombie.

I'm from New Jersey, that makes me a zombie, I should know. Horror punk ftw. amirite? 
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Re: dude eats someones face and his excuse was that he was too high
« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2012, 05:11:15 AM »

If someone has the strength to hold someone down and tear off the person's face with his teeth, it's best not to get too close without backup. And there was no time to wait for backup because a guy's face was getting eaten off.
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Re: dude eats someones face and his excuse was that he was too high
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2012, 06:11:33 AM »

Here's a little gizmodo article on Cocaine Psychosis:
http://gizmodo.com/5913998/what-is-cocaine-psychosis

Here's a Gawker article with pictures of the man's eaten face (Warning, it's very graphic):
http://gawker.com/5913979/do-these-unbelievably-horrifying-photos-show-the-miami-cannibals-victim

The article will tell you that the pictures aren't 100% confirmed real yet, so take that into mind.
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Re: dude eats someones face and his excuse was that he was too high
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Re: dude eats someones face and his excuse was that he was too high
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2012, 11:09:38 AM »

If someone has the strength to hold someone down and tear off the person's face with his teeth, it's best not to get too close without backup. And there was no time to wait for backup because a guy's face was getting eaten off.

yeah. i'd try to gouge out his eyes or rip off his genitals with my bare hands if someone was eating my face but i dunno, i guess he was in shock.

this is one of the very rare instances i believe the pigs weren't using excessive force/firepower/what have you.. i'd be pumping so much lead into that fucking dude it would be ridiculous. like rambo on the LAPD or something.
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Re: dude eats someones face and his excuse was that he was too high
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2012, 10:01:26 AM »

this is one of the very rare instances i believe the pigs weren't using excessive force/firepower/what have you.. i'd be pumping so much lead into that fucking dude it would be ridiculous. like rambo on the LAPD or something.
Yeah, I can't really blame the cop here. He shot a naked dude eating someones face once and the dude just kept chowing down; I think freaking out a bit is understandable.
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