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general / music spam
« on: July 18, 2013, 02:46:29 PM »
hey, I made a 3 song instrumental EP. I dunno if people would be interested in it but here you go. It's guitar over a Game Boy running a program called LSDJ that basically lets you use the game boy as a sequencer.

general / here's the facebook timeline cover photo i made
« on: August 21, 2012, 04:29:50 PM »

but that people were all whine people don't want to see hitler and barf in their feed about, so I took it down

general / Hey I made a tumblr where I make fun of shitty comics
« on: July 19, 2012, 05:03:24 PM »
I know there are a bunch of others out there, but if there's a newspaper around me I can't not look at the comics, and they usually make me want to stick forks in my eyes

follow me, or whatever they call it when you look at people's tumblrs

general / troll trade
« on: June 08, 2012, 11:45:46 PM »
Hey, 2007, can we trade in applesandonions and accidentprone and get back the "quit bring the shit" guy? That was comedy gold. This is just sad.



general / Board settings
« on: May 26, 2012, 12:47:24 PM »
can we take it off "brain-hurtingly stupid", but not set it back to "boring ghost town"?

there must be a setting in between

general / god damn it
« on: November 29, 2011, 02:13:07 PM »
so this friday Poison Idea and MDC are playing a place that's close to my house

but my friend's goofy prog-rock band is also playing that night, and I already promised to go see them

AND I have like 5 weeks of homework to finish anyway and would be an idiot to go to any shows this weekend

welp, good thread, thanks everyone.

general / Portlanders, what do you think about Red and Black Cafe
« on: August 18, 2011, 10:37:28 AM »
a lot of people say the workers there are rude and act like they're too cool for school. I actually really like the place and have never felt like that. The place I DO feel like that is Sweet Pea Bakery; the employees are nice but every time I go in, everyone is tattooed and pierced on every square inch of skin, and I walk in and it's like the needle scratches off the record and everyone looks at me at once as if to go "Pfff, whose lame square uncle are you?"

« on: August 18, 2011, 10:30:50 AM »
you should all move here

then we can hang out and do stuff like, remember jonathan, that time you me and alex put booze in salsa jars and walked to a show but it was over by the time we got there, so then we crashed this other show that was also over, but hung out while this weird neighbor guy kept telling us weird stories?

good times!

general / hey portland friends -
« on: August 18, 2011, 10:29:27 AM »
remember that time at frank and sarah's house when bill laughed and squirted beer out his nose

oh man you had to be there

general / Portland people: Food Fight has vegan marshmallows
« on: August 18, 2011, 10:27:59 AM »
check em out!

general / Another D&D thread I guess
« on: July 20, 2011, 01:26:25 PM »
after only-half-joking about it for years, I'm starting a campaign with some friends. We're all new to it, and are playing 4th edition. I have the players' handbook but was wondering if any of you seasoned RPG dorks had any advice

here's a thing: can dwarves be wizards? The handbook says some race/class combos aren't often done, but never really details why

was going to put this in the "guilty pleasures" thread, but i haven't actually played yet, so I don't know if it's a pleasure. I'm fully prepared for the possibility that one or all of us will stand up and go "fuck this bullshit" 15 minutes in.

general / has there already been a thread?
« on: July 11, 2011, 01:38:29 AM »

general / "my" new "band"
« on: May 20, 2011, 02:28:21 PM »
Hey board, have some spam. Here are the unmastered recordings of our first two songs. I played the left-channel guitar and bass for them both (we've since found a bass player.) Our other guitarist wrote and sang them. We have a few songs that I wrote (and that I sing) now, but haven't recorded them yet. When we actually play we'll be doing the Dillinger Four/Propagandhi/whoever else thing where whoever wrote the song sings it. (my songs are a little more straightfoward and poppy than these two.)

We're looking for shows this summer, probably mostly around the PDX area so that probably doesn't affect you.

Oh yeah, and we're called "End Notes", two words. "" was taken by some dude who just used that phrase for his personal profile.

general / My stupid long-broken-up old band
« on: April 24, 2011, 09:53:14 PM »

general / this stupid urban chicken trend
« on: April 16, 2011, 05:49:44 PM »
knock it off yuppies

general / LOL "men's rights movement"
« on: March 24, 2011, 11:16:44 AM »
Hey, wanna alternately get terminally depressed about some of the worst elements of humanity and then read some pretty hilarious biting sarcasm directed at them?

general / a guy sitting near me in this campus cafe just said
« on: March 15, 2011, 12:25:14 PM »
with no irony whatsoever to his friend, "have you ever heard of copyLEFT? Creative Commons - it's the way of the future."

I mean even if it is, LOL


this must be one of those george soros funded "hate sites" bill o'reilly is always talking about

general / South Dakota Moves To Legalize Killing Abortion Providers
« on: February 15, 2011, 07:23:34 AM »

You'd like to say you can't imagine it'll pass their House vote but who knows

at least someone's finally giving Arizona a run for their money

general / have you fucking seen this fucking bullshit
« on: February 11, 2011, 01:02:37 AM »
yeah you probably have but

MC Rove

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